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uh how to sell a haunted house the

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economic realities of owning a haunted

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property now this is something we've

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also talked about before on the show

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where I believe there's three states

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with New Jersey New York and maybe

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Minnesota have specific laws on the

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books concerning haunted properties

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and whether it has to be disclosed right

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yeah it's about disclosure of a haunted

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property

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Most states they don't care they're like

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you tell people or not you don't have to

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there's no law required requiring it

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um but I'll read a little bit of this

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because this is a huge article this

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comes from tor.com

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uh they pay no rent

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they don't cover their share of

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utilities they make weird noises in the

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middle of the night and as far as

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roommates are concerned ghosts suck even

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worse once they start squatting in your

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home there's no legal recourse consider

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the four roommates in

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1834 Bristol who went to a lawyer to ask

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if they ask if he'd help them break

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their lease on a flat because they saw a

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strange blue light and two women

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floating around dressed in morning

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clothes as well as a woman with blonde

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hair and gray eyes spotted by one of

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their daughters that's a that's at least

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seven people in one apartment eight if

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you count the daughter nine if you count

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the blue light the lawyer refused this

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case so the men went to the local

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magistrate who told them that ghost did

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not exist one of the men cited John

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Wesley the founder of uh a methodism

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as proof that they did the magistrate

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told them to get lost uh the moral never

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act as your own loyal lawyer when trying

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to deal with ghosts additional moral If

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ghosts are squatting in your apartment

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you are screwed Millennials think they

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can't catch a break in an overcrowded

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housing market that's nothing compared

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to how the living can't catch a break in

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a housing market oozing with overly

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entitled Supernatural entities who have

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no respect for both uh the boundaries of

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life and death or for contractual law

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uh ghosts have been in pain so I'll I'll

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see if I can move down here though

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although they're they're making some

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good points here I suppose

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and the the housing market is kind of uh

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in turmoil right now and I don't know

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this this was a rental right this is

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when they weren't buying yeah but still

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uh they asked to break their lease rent

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binds a whole another can of worms at

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least your lease is up at usually a year

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or two which point you can move out of

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the Haunted property if you bought

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um

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as early as 1858 haunted houses were

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advertised as tourist destinations in

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local British guidebooks and Charles

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Dickens actively sought Inns in homes

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where he could experience sleep

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molestation

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there's something that I have been

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reading a lot about

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in especially from like the special book

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section in the bookstore

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typically back in in this day and age

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they were called succubus or Incubus and

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oftentimes these sleep molestation

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events did uh did occur and it right

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around five percent of the population

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did have some sort of of you could call

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it sleep molestation and they were uh

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sexually assaulted in the middle of

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night sometimes women were impregnated

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or babies were taken

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ghost babies but oftentimes at least in

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England it was ghosts Spirits or demons

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in Iceland it was fairies

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um but Charles Dickens apparently wanted

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to get molested in 1907 in a 1907

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interview with the Daily Mirror won uh

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one West End real estate agent said we

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keep on hand a list of ancient houses

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which are claimed claimed to be visited

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with apparitions however the agent

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reported that these homes were mostly

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sought by Americans who had extremely

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classist tastes some Americans are

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particular regarding ghosts the agent

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said like the one that is an original

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kind particularly one that has

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historical associations I believe that

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if you could convince one of these

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Americans that a certain house was

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haunted by the shade of Queen Elizabeth

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they would pay any price you demanded

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so the Americans who went over there

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that we don't want our houses haunted by

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any just

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Street urchins and rastabouts and

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Scallywags we demand upper to high-class

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ghosts That's a classic Mike yeah they

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don't they don't want riffraff ghosts

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banging change they want uh they want

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who are into molestation apparently I

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guess so yeah well that's the Royals

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seems to be uh quite popular with the uh

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the elite crowd and it certainly does

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like Charles Dickens was

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seeking out to get molested like he was

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like laying in bed it's like I'm all

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alone in here I hope nothing happens to

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oh no I'm tired I'm

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not sure if this door locks I'll

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probably be asleep here in about five

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minutes I don't ever wake up guys I'm a

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uh with with money to be made from the

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future audience of the crown ghost began

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popping up in real estate ads like this

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one from 1936 haunted house for sale

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uh Century House is uh like a Century

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guest house

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carried an ad for a sale of beckington

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Castle claiming that the place was all

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the more desirable because it was

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reported to be haunted

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this goes back a long way so it's not

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it's it's not like a new thing that

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people are into apparently it's been

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it's been this way for quite a quite a

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long time

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is it is like you think it's the more

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money you have the more you want to

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throw at like experiencing these more

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unattainable experiences

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you're saying they're bored with their

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normal uh housing a normal apartment so

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uh they're like let's get let's get a

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new one that's got some ghosts in there

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yes exactly I've been molested by

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everyone else let's see if I can get

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molested by a ghost

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just let's raise the bar

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you've been molested by the best now try

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the rest

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and so and this goes on here and so we

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see that ghost roommates are ultimately

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a class issue if you are a tenant you

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are haunted by a crazy Supernatural

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entity that breaks your stuff and

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frightens your children if you are a

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landlord you suddenly own a valuable

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commodity the home where the parent

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family lived in Rhode Island which

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formed the basis for The Conjuring films

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was sold for 27 above asking price in

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2022 and the Stanley Hotel which is the

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inspiration for Stephen King's The

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tours yeah it's a big Market

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especially these famous haunted houses

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it's huge Market

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the basis for The Exorcist that it uh

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was selling way over value because it

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had that um

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that uh historic cachet to it yeah

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class to buy if you own a

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run-of-the-mill haunted property not

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lucky enough to be featured in a series

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of Blockbuster films your ghost tenants

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will cause uh will cause you to take 50

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percent longer to sell your home and

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they will lower the value by 15 to 35

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percent according to one study

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um and in more and more States

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disclosure laws are required require you

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to advise sellers of any reported

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haunting making it much harder for you

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to move your stigmatized property

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uh so we see that ghosts as we always

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suspected are just one more Cog in the

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Machinery of economic oppression that

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perpetrates systematic inequality and

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destroys social Mobility for average

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Americans everywhere thanks ghosts

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so Lewis landed an article there but it

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is like if like if we just start

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hypothetical we start killing people in

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my house

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just to see if they turn into ghosts

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yeah yeah I'm trying to raise the

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property value here

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I'm not I'm not sure I follow your logic

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there Mike hypothetically

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I'm I want I gotta collect the ghosts I

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want a really haunted property and it's

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gonna there's gonna have to be some

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really horrific [\h__\h] going down I'm

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talking about dancing chanting uh like

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lots of lots of Moaning is what I'm

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talking about

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lots of lots of moaning and you gotta

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make enough commotion so where it gets

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on the news to where people want to

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write books about you and create movies

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and stuff like that no point I'll just

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just to warn you if you kill enough

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people in this place you're going to get

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on the news but for the wrong reason

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yeah I know like when you do all this

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stuff you're not going to be able to

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enjoy the fruits of your labor because

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you're going to be in prison in prison

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for the rest of your life in in federal

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pound me in the ass prison so I I

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couldn't do it but you know this is

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something maybe my grandfather should

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have done or my my dad to really you

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know pass the torch you know the the

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family heirloom

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that's what I'm gonna leave for my

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grandkids I've killed 17 people in here

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yeah it's eventually son it's gonna this

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the property is gonna Skyrocket one of

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them is bound to turn into a ghost who

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likes to molest you at night but it is I

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mean I'm surprised there's I'm sure

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there are Hollywood people out there

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right now trying to find like a really

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interesting haunted property to to kind

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of work over turn into a new series or a

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movie that's a series like what the

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house house flipper but but haunted

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house flipper there we go

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with white white Haunted House Flipper

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on the Sci-Fi channel every October I'd

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be in there right away

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that'd be amazing now the question is

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are they able to just do they have to

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disclose that to potential buyers that

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it was haunted or are they just trying

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to hide it like because house flipping

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is usually like we knock down a wall in

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the living room and we made the paint

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really ugly

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yeah and that's it so we found some

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asbestos we found all this stuff we're

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just trying to get it we're trying to

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get it to paint it right over that yeah

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but with haunted house flippers I think

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it it comes down to a marketing angle

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you got to get the word out to people

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who are interested in buying these

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properties and so yeah you Spruce it up

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a little bit you make it livable but

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then it's also you gotta have uh the

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list of people that are interested in

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buying really haunted houses so and you

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gotta have a good ghost you gotta have a

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great ghost yeah

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you have a famous ghost or something if

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you have a ghost be one of the co-hosts

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I would hope so

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uh front of the show Charlie Robinson

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says he's on board with that and he's

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got that uh fancy real estate background

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he does like Charlie knows about this

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stuff and I would hope that if he would

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like he's into this kind of stuff so why

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is it proper to disclose like hauntings

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he did stuff in Vegas and stuff like

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that like uh you'd imagine like a good

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chunk of like Vegas is just haunted with

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like people who went to the buffet and

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never made it to that hotel exclusively

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dead strippers yeah just like a lot of

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like oh I'm hungry kind of ghosts

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hotels like in the motels in Vegas

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haunted probably they're just they just

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sweep them under the bed yeah stuff them

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under there put another couple moth

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balls up yeah

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uh Charlie says no disclosure is

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necessary okay well we I yeah maybe not

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in Vegas in New Jersey I believe it is

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but uh at this point you only I guess

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you only really want to disclose it if

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you got a really good story and if

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there's like a lot of good evidence that

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it is haunted because if you don't have

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that stuff to really sell with it it's

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just a bunch of rumor and innuendo and

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it sounds like a hassle but if you got

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some a good story behind it and some

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pretty good photographic proof or video

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that's when you can start marketing it

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to people who want to give a lesson in

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the middle of night like Charles

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Dickinson

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uh Iron Maiden

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which is confusing celebrities now

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Bruce Dickinson writing his ghost

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stories and going to sleep in bed oh yes

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yes by the way I put in Carousel if

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you're interested here's an actual

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listing found this on Reddit of a um an

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apartment listing uh and mentions a

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couple things about hauntings in here

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trying to entice people to uh needs a

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roommate basically

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the the ghost needs a roommate well I

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don't know if it's a ghost this could be

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from a ghost I suppose I assume it's

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from a live tenant but yeah I'm gonna

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say if the ghost can go to Kinkos that's

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well they expend a lot of uh psychic

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energy doing that and Sir depending on

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what level the ghost is they only have

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so many points they can spend and uh

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they probably wouldn't want to waste it

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uh looking for a place to live I can

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help two-bedroom apartment in Ravenwood

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1100 bucks a month okay not bad

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depending I don't know where this is

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exactly Apartment information one

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bedroom decent kitchen laundry and

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building easy access to the bus uh

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heating included near grocery store

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window box AC not a big fan of that

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uh cats okay new dogs basement okay not

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haunted it says not haunted

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right there just throws it under one of

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the one of the uh the amenities there

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about me 25 year old LGBT well which one

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are you

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all of them

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so you just put tea on there or put G

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I don't know does that work because

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you're right you should specify which

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are you a g

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wait what's that mean uh game master ax

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thrower well that sounds like a

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liability right there does he do them

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both at the same time

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I asked her while my game master okay

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he likes cooking likes video games owns

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vacuum well that's very nice owns his

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own vacuum Hey Big Man on Campus you got

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your own vacuum this guy's marriage with

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you I rent my vacuum

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[Laughter]

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I I at least with an option to buy

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uh uh He makes music or it makes music

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uh graphic design can list things

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I can list things too

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blue uh dog

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cat there's a there's a list of things

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right there

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um looking for a roommate in uh clean

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things

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have job or other steady income cool

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person

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not figment of my imagination

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knows what they're doing in my life or

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can fake it okay

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not a huge want list but probably

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possible I find it odd that he does

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confirm that the apartment is not

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haunted but also he's looking for a

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roommate who is not a figment of his

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imagination presumably because he's had

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roommates in the past who have turned

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out to be figments of his imagination or

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at least a possibility

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maybe that's why they took up ax Droid

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to see like are you real or are you a

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ghost I'll throw an ax at you let's test

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this with an app he got the ghost an

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Aaron he made the ghost whoops

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okay

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I like that he can list things

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that's a and has a vacuum cleaner oh no

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he owns it he owns it he doesn't yeah he

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doesn't say he can use it he just has it

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give us an email at our big thumb mouth

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